Slender Man vs The Rake
Battle Information
Release Date October 15, 2013
Number 0 (pilot episode)
Length 1:49
Other Information
Actors Matthew Thomas
Ivo Hora
DarkLink4749 (cameo)
Rappers Slender Man
The Rake
Cameos Slender Man's victim
Sleeping Kid
Writer of The Rake
The Rake's victim
Next Creepy Black vs Lost Silver
Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta!
— Announcer
Slender Man vs The Rake is the pilot installment of the Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta series and is the first installment of Season 0. It was released on October 15, 2013. It features the faceless king of horror, Slender Man rapping against the mysterious stalker, The Rake.


Matthew Thomas as Slender Man, The Rake (video), Slender Man's victim, Sleeping Kid, and writer of The Rake
Ivo Hora as The Rake (audio)
DarkLink4749 as The Rake's victim


Slender Man:
Slender Man here, just in time to static your ass
I’m playing with children, you’re just a thing in the past
You’re The Rake? Wow, so much fun here stick!
You’re always naked with nothing, but I have a Slender dick
You stole my way to stalk, your story’s outrageous,
How about you step inside my game to find my 8 pages?
I’m Slender Man, the best stalker in the universe,
You're always second, but me? I’m always first!

The Rake:
Yo! I’m The Rake, I'm great, all you need is a break,
I’m better than a faceless suit wearing bitch for god sake.
I am popular, I was even on the fucking news,
And you stole my idea, you should be sued
You’re just a mannequin, I’m every kids nightmare,
I have a mouth that grows slowly, you won’t think it’s fair
Oh, you have clothes? Well at least I have a face,
Let’s play a new game, it’s called the death race!

Slender Man:
I found you! This is a great night to play Hide n’ Seek,
Your story was written by a drugged up creep
The videos for investigation? I bet they’re fake,
Now excuse me, I have to scare a shit named The Rake!

The Rake:
Let me stomp this “horror” so we can finish this off,
When I was reading your story, I got bored, then coughed
After 2 verses of your crap, I’ve finally had it!
Now let me finish off this battle by making your screen static


Who Won?

The poll was created at 21:42 on October 30, 2013, and so far 25 people voted.


  • This battle has received negative criticism by critics such as Captain Coder, so it was token down from YouTube by Matthew and is considered the pilot episode. The battle still remains up on SoundCloud though.



List of Battles
Season 0 Slender Man vs The Rake
Season 1 Creepy Black vs Lost SilverBen Drowned vs SCP-173Tails Doll vs HerobrineSonic.EXE vs MARIOJeff the Killer vs Jane the KillerHoody vs MaskyCupcakes vs Luna GameEyeless Jack vs SallyHappy Appy vs Candle CoveMereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Username666Ticci Toby vs ClockworkRap Rat vs Suicidemouse.aviSmile Dog vs Mr. WidemouthGateway of the Mind vs Russian Sleep ExperimentHoody vs Masky
Season 2 Sonic.EXE vs MARIO 2Evil Otto vs The .GIFMr. Mix vs The Ticket TakerHeartful Lou vs Homicidal LiuThis Man vs SCP-087CC Music Factory vs Captain CrunchNumbers Station vs Dead BartHerobrine vs Entity 303The Rake vs BOBEpic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 24Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 25Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 26Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 27Ted the Caver vs Gods MouthEpic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 29Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 30Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 31Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 32Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 33Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 34Creepypastas vs Urban LegendsThe Grey Man vs Polybius (confirmed) • Squidward's Suicide vs Ed Edd n' Eddy Lost Episode (confirmed) • Abandoned by Disney versus Five Nights at Freddy's (scrapped)
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