MaNCHA as Nostalgia Critic's Lost Review
Matthew Thomas as 1999 (Video)
LazySundayPaper as 1999 (Audio)
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
NOSTALGIA CRITIC'S LOST REVIEW
VERSUS
1999
BEGIN!
Nostalgia Critic's Lost Review:
Why , Hello there , Channel Awesome here
Let me drag you to hell and show you you're fears
Wanna see? on how my friends have died
I'm gonna murder you , seriously , i did not lie
I told you to get the shit out of my channel
You're so much mess to clean , you smell like cattle
I will scare you with my suicide attempt , leave you dead
You're just a pedophile bear , i'm one step ahead
1999:
Me? A phedophile? , but , you're much even worse
With you speaking it'll just ruin your verse
Let me take it to you kid , no one cares about you
I'm gonna tell you what i am gonna do
Send me a letter , so we can fight
When people say you're weak , they're actually right
Because you never ever won any creepypasta glory
Now , let me tell you how you died in this story
Nostalgia Critic's Lost Review:
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS?!
I'M JUST GO MAKE THIS BATTLE FASTER TO THE END
I JUST WANT YOU'RE STUPID BEAR FACE TO GET OUT OF MY SCREEN
BECAUSE I'M IN YOUR CELLAR , MR. BEAR , I CAN'T BE SEEN
YOU'RE GONNA PAY BY SELLING YOUR SOUL TO ME
AS YOUR SOUL IN THAT COSTUME SHALL BE FOREVER FREE
YOU COULD NEVER ESCAPE THIS KILLER , SO , DON'T YOU DARE
YOU COULD NEVER RUN AWAY FROM THIS MASSACRE NIGHTMARE
1999:
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I KILLED KIDS?! IT'S THE TRAGEDY
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT KILLED YOU IS CURIOUSITY
MAYBE YOU SHOULD RUN AND HIDE BEFORE I KILL YOU BITCH
BUT I AM THE MORE KILLER VERSION OF THE GRINCH!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *gunshot* BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!